A beard? Not at the moment, but I have had them before.

[ Not nice, long beards like Edward has, thick and heavy and clearly grown over a long period of time. Stede's beards tend to be less thick, blond and soft and, in many ways, pathetic. It takes him months to grow any kind of proper facial hair and even then it doesn't suit him as well as Ed's suits him.

He doesn't halt in his movements as he speaks, his voice as gentle as ever. ]

I'm sure the comb would work just the same, as would the oil. I can let you do it yourself if you'd prefer - I do have a looking glass in here you could use.

[ As much as he might like to get his hands on Ed's beard he's not about to push his luck, considering how close they've been able to get right now. ]

You don't have to put ribbons in it this time.